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| So, for those who were wondering about my previous post, here is the info: Here I was, rationally doing some research and work for one of my classes when a security guard from my local college asked if he could speak to me outside of the computer lab. Being the charming person that most of you know me as, I obliged him and he spoke to me out in the hallway; after slipping his little stooge behind me. Now most of you who know me are wondering what this security guard could possibly desire to speak to me about. Enhancing his rep on campus? Finding a better job? Something else worth my time? No, no, and Heck No! Rather he wished to talk to me about the alleged discomfort some of the other patrons felt with me looking at porn in the area. But JBE you say, you are a student at PHC, surely you wouldn't be looking at porn, especially not in a public area. Well, you are right and you are wrong. You see the photos I was perusing were of some of my female associates and their time at the Liberty Ball. So, unless you want to more men across this nation to be threatened with expulsion for checking up on their friends, Women Cover yourselves. Try following Posh's example, or that of Miss Cumbus: 
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| So, Security at this joke of a college thinks they can give me trouble about what I do whilst connected to the internet. Well, I have news for them. Gotta catch me first. Details for those interested. | | |
| Why isn't the PHC enquirer still available? | | |
| We have a very simple honor code at this college. It says that we as students of Patrick Henry College take an oath to honor our commitments according to Matthew 5:37 and will settle our differences biblically according to Matthew 5:23-24 and 18: 15-17. Pretty straightforward stuff right? Evidently not as our own student body president has failed to honor this obligation. Here I am, The JBE, with papers, tests, homework, and cleaning assignments to do, wasting my time on a Sunday afternoon standing on the sidelines of a football game. You may ask why I, The JBE, Das Bauhofen, Jonathan, was standing on the sidelines rather than playing. The reason is simple, somebody started a rumor about my commitment to my team versus my loyalty to my friends. Naturally my friends defended my honor and ignored the whining complaints from those who were supposed to be my teammates. Unfortunately, not everyone has taken the time to get to know me, nor have they prepared themselves for the vast stupidity of those who don't like me. Rather, some of the higher level players on "my team" decided to bench me without approaching me to talk about it, nor without doing me the simple courtesy, though on their part it is more of an obligation or duty, of telling me to not bother coming out to help a bunch of ingrates who would rather whine and complain on the sidewalk than put forth the effort to win on the field. On the plus side, I got in a few good tackles and caught the infamous final punt. Not too bad for my final appearance for Red Hill, eh? | | |
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